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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Kids Fairy Tale Joke
'Open Sesame' opened the doors to the robbers' cave. Which piece of jewellery closed it?
A locket!
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Miscellaneous Joke
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she wouldn't be late for church. As she ran she kept praying, 'Dear God, please don't let me be late to church. Please don't let me be late to church. . . . 'As she was running she tripped and fell. When she got back up she began praying again. . . 'Please, God don't let me be late to church -- but don't shove me either!----------------------------One day a boy and hid father were walking through the woods when the son spotted some rabbit droppings. The boy asked hid Dad, 'What are these Pop?''They're smart pills son, ' said his father. 'Eat them and they'll make you smarter. 'So he ate them and said, 'Yuck. . . these taste like poop!''See, ' said his father, 'you're already getting smarter!'
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Animal World
Some cows view each day as the last roundup, others, merely as another opportunity to stampede. Most cows view the new day as an exciting new opportunityto eat grass and point in the same direction as the other cows.
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Humor Joke
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
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Dumb Joke
Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting Cow Interupt. . . . MOO!!
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Sport Joke
Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. 'So, how did you do son?' he asked. 'You'll never believe it!' Billy said. 'I was responsible for the winning run!' 'Really? How'd you do that?' 'I dropped the ball. '
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Cow Joke
What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?
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Idiot and fool Joke
Did you hear about the Montana moron who went looking for a gas leak with a safety match?
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