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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Car and train Joke
Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost? It had a nervous breakdown.
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Funny Joke - 50 best Joke
The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to safety. 'Private, ' the officer said, 'I'm recommending you for a medal. You risked your life to save the locations of our secret warehouses. ' 'Warehouses?' the private shouted. 'I thought you said whorehouses!'
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Old age Joke
A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was given. He got toward the end of the street and saw a couple outside gardening. 'Who's the boss around here?' he asked. 'I am. ' said the man. 'I have a black horse and a brown horse, ' the farmer said, 'which one would you like?' The man thought for a minute and said, 'The black one. ' 'No, no, no, get the brown one. ' the man's wife said. 'Here's your chicken. ' said the farmer.
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Monster Joke
First monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at me. Second monster: Well you'd better roll them back to her, she might need them.
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Humorous Joke
What's the difference between a sigh, a car and a monkey? A sigh is oh, dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you, dear.
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Funny Famous Joke
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?one sip & you go out with a poof :0)Sent by Peter
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Aviation Joke
Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain announced 'One of the engines has failed and the flight will be an hour longer. But don't worry we have three engines left'. Thirty minutes later, the captain announced 'One more engine has failed and the flight will be two hours longer. But don't worry we have two engines left'. An hour later the capain announced 'One more engine has failed and the flight will be three hours longer. But don't worry we have one engine left'. One blonde looked at the other the other blonde and said 'If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day'
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Farmer Joke
Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane, but he's not happy with it. Instead of pointing with the wind, the pig vane keeps pointing toward the feed trough.
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