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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Stupid Men
Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So men can remember them.
Q: Why do men have slits in their underwear?
A: So they can get oxygen to their brains
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Dirty Joke
An American tourist went into a restaurant in a Spanish provincial city for dinner, and asked to be served the specialty of the house. When the dish arrived, he asked what kind of meat it contained. 'Senor, these are the cojones, ' the waiter replied. 'The what, you say?' exclaimed the tourist. 'They are the testicles of the bull killed in the ring today, ' explained the waiter. The tourist gulped but tasted the dish anyway, and found it delicious. Returning the following evening, he asked for the same dish. After he finished the meal, the tourist commented to the waiter: 'Today's cojones are much saltier and smaller than the ones I had yesterday. ' 'True, senor, ' agreed the waiter. 'You see the bull, he does not always lose. '
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Totally Strange Humor
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades -- he had sucessfully cloned a human being. He kept meticulous records, raising the clone-child in his laboratory until it was an adult. Then he made his plans to unveil his creation at a meeting of top scientists, held in the luxurious facilities of a high-rise hotel. When the time for his presentation came, the scientist stepped to the podium. He presented his data -- his pictures, his charts, his graphs -- to an amazed audience. But suddenly, instead of waiting for his cue to come forward, the clone stood up where he'd been sitting, and started shouting at the scientists assembled there. This clone was an imaginative clone. He used language that would make a sailor blush, accusing his creator and all of his colleagues of the most amazing feats of perversion and vice. Trying to regain control, the scientist ushered the clone out of the room and up to the roof of the hotel, where he hoped the clone's shouts would go unheard. The clone would not listen to reason. He attacked the scientist's parentage, his sister, his mother. . . . Finally, the scientist snapped. He could bear it no longer. He rushed forward and with a mighty shove, pushed his creation off the roof of the hotel. The police arrived promptly and arrested the scientist for making an obscene clone fall.
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Blonde Joke - 1
Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree? A: Wave
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Political Joke
Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
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Funny Famous Joke
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
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Birthday Joke
Helen: Mum, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mum: No, dear, what ? Helen: A nice teapot. Mum: But I've got a nice teapot. Helen: No you haven't. I've just dropped it.
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