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Law Enforcement Joke
Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle. Dog owner: Are you crazy? My dog can't even ride a bicycle.
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Office Humor
One woman says to another, 'I can't understand why you haven't gone to see that new gynecologist yet! I mean he's so young and handsome! And your gynecologist is so old!'The other woman replies with a smile, 'Yeah, I know. His hands shake all the time!'
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Dumb People Joke
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with. If it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and never behaves as if you actually set it free in the first place, you either married it or gave birth to it!
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Brother and sister Joke
Do you like my new baby sister ? The stalk bought her. Hmm, it looks as if the stalk dropped her on her head.
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Mom and Dad Joke
A man speaks frantically into the phone, 'My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!' 'Is this her first child?' the doctor queries. 'No, you idiot!' the man shouts. 'This is her *husband*!'
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Car and train Joke
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? A: The color.
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When I grow up, I wanna be just like Barbie. That BITCH has EVERYTHING!
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Gender Joke
SEMINARS FOR WOMEN In response to the seminar offerings by the female staff, the male staff has created a set of courses for females of all marital status. The following courses will be offered: General Education: GE101: Why the Toilet Seat Has Hinges GE102: Checkbook Balancing (formerly 'Remedial Third Grade Arithmetic') GE103: How to Drive a Nail Without Breaking One GE104: How to Parallel Park GE105: Why Going to the Bathroom is Not a Group Activity GE106: Road Maps and Other Crutches for Spineless Wimps GE107: Why a Bad Sports Telecast is Better Than a Good Soap Opera Home Economics: HE101a: Over-Laundering - Why Clothing Wears Out Premature HE101b: Over-Vacuuming - Why Carpets Wear Out Prematurely HE101c: Over-Dusting - Why Furniture Wears Out Prematurely HE101d: Over-Washing - Why Dishes Wear Out Prematurely HE102: How to Avoid Spending Money You Don't Have (formerly 'How to Cut Credit Cards in Half') HE103: Overcoming 'The Imelda Syndrome' (formerly called 'How Many Feet Do You Have, Anyway?') Interpersonal Relationships: IR101: How to Say 'No' With Kindness and Appreciation IR102: Why Men Enjoy Grocery Shopping About As Much As Women Enjoy Watching Roller Derby IR103: Submission - a Biblical Perspective (prereq: SE101a or b) IR104: Marriage - The Number One Cause of Divorce IR105: Preposterous Mood Swings (PMS) (formerly 'Keeping Your Personal Problems from Ruining Everyone Else's Life Too') IR106: Understanding Men's Revulsion to Tampon Commercials (formerly called 'We Know What That Little 'Plastic Applicator' is REALLY For!')
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