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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Heaven and hell Joke
Why did the angel lose her job? She had harp failure.
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Cop Joke
Two police officers respond to a crime scene behind a grocery store. The homicide detective is already there.
'What happened?' asks the first officer.
'Male, about twenty-five, covered in Raisin Bran and dead as a doornail. '
'Good grief,' says the second officer. 'Didn't we have one covered in Frosted Flakes yesterday? And Captain Crunch last week?'
'You're right. I'm afraid,' said the detective as he took a drag from his cigar, 'this is the work of a cereal killer. '
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Brother and sister Joke
Mother: Jared, get your little sister's hat out of that puddle. Jared: I can't mum, she's got it strapped too tight under her chin!
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Music Joke
Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor? A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.
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Dog Joke - 2
What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian? A spot-weiler!
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Heaven and hell Joke
Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? A. Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
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Joke for Halloween
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you shaking? Shes gonna eat me!
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Election Joke
One Sunday morning, Chelsea burst into the living quarters at the White house and said, 'Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the greatest hunk in Washington. He lives in Georgetown and his name is Matt. '
After dinner, the President took Chelsea aside. 'Honey, I have to talk with you. Your Mother and I have been married a long time. She's a wonderful wife but she's never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I have fooled around with other women a lot. Matt is actually your half-brother, so I'm afraid you can't marry him. '
Chelsea was heartbroken, but after eight months she eventually started dating again. A year later she came home and very proudly announced, 'Robert asked me to marry him! We're getting married in June. '
Again her father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. 'Robert is your half-brother too, Honey. I'm awfully sorry about this. ' Chelsea was furious! She finally decided to go her Mother and tell her. 'Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married,' she complained. 'Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the guy is my half-brother. '
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