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Easter Joke
What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing? The e-aster bunny.
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Spoof Joke
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer Pharmacuticals is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society. According to company spokesman, Peter Riser, the following drugs are under testing now:DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost, compared to a control group of0. 2 percent. PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one. CHILDAGRA - Men taking this drug reported a sudden, over-whelming urge to perform more child-care tasks - especially cleaning up spills and 'little' accidents. COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing. BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to buy their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after taking this drug for only two days. Still to be seen: whether the drug can be continued for a period longer than your favorite store's return limit. NEGA-VIAGRA - Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently undergoing clinical trials on sitting U. S. presidents. NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug had the strange effect of making men want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members. FLATULAGRA - This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal gases back into food solids. Special bonus: Dosage can be doubled for long car rides. FLYAGRA - This drug has been showing great promise in treating men with O. F. D. (Open Fly Disorder). Especially useful for men on Viagra. PRYAGRA - About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in the test group an irresistible urge to dig into the personal affairs of other people. Note: Apparent overdose turned three test subjects into 'special prosecutors. 'LIAGRA - This drug causes men to be less than truthful when being asked about their sexual affairs. Will be available in Regular, Grand Jury and Presidential Strength versions. ----------------------------------------The National Organzation For Women is lobbying congress and the FDA to make these new drugs available for sale over the counter, as well as available in men's rooms everywhere. In order to appeal to a boader customer base, Pfizer is also developing the following drugs intended primarily for women:NagAgra - Causes Women not to nag their spouse. HonydewAgra - Causes women to actually do house hold maintenance instead of just writing things down. InformAgra - Causes women to tell their spouses about plans they have made that involve said spouse. Butt-outAgra - Causes women not to pry into the personal lives of others and mind their own business. PersonalAgra - Causes women not to discuss their sex lives with aquaintances of their spouseSportAgra - Makes women understand the male need for consuming large quantities of fermented beverages while watching contact sports. Cindi CrawfordAgra - Need I say more?
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Snake Joke
Have you heard about the slippery eel ? Didn't think so, you wouldn't be able to grasp it !sna
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Children Joke
A poor little girl was begging in the street. A man passed byand the girl mumbled, 'Please, sir, give me some money for a fix. ' The man answers, astonished, 'Good heavens! But, how old are you, little girl?' 'I'm eight, sir. ' 'Oh, my God, and how long have you been into drugs?' 'Since I was raped, sir, when I was four. ' 'RAPED?! And who raped you, little girl?' 'I don't remember, I was drunk. '
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Did you just fart or did you always smell that way?
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Cow Joke
How does a cow do math? With a cowculator!
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Barbie doll Joke
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Cyberpunk Barbie . . . includes 'trodes and implants
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Funny Kids Joke
What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
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