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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Redneck Joke
Q: What's the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party. A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you.
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Various animal Joke
What is a bear's favourite drink ? Koka-Koala !
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Priceless Joke
There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which one of them was going to go to God and tell Him that they didn't need him anymore. One of the scientists volunteered and went to go tell God he was no longer needed. The scientist says to God - 'God, you know, a bunch of us have been thinking and I've come to tell you that we really don't need you anymore. I mean, we've been coming up with great theories and ideas, we've cloned sheep, and we're on the verge of cloning humans. So as you can see, we really don't need you. 'God nods understandingly and says. 'I see. Well, no hard feelings. But before you go let's have a contest. What do you think?'The scientist says, 'Sure. What kind of contest?'God: 'A man-making contest. 'The scientist: 'Sure! No problem'. The scientist bends down and picks up a handful of dirt and says, 'Okay, I'm ready!'God replies, 'No, no, no. . . You go get your own dirt. '
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Bird Joke
What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ? Shredded Tweet !
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Military Joke
During the Mexican American War, an intense long standoff occurred along the front. For days and days neither side made any advances. Finally, an American general had a bright idea. He aimed his rifle to the Mexican trenches and yelled, 'Hey, Juan!' A soldier jumped up and replied, 'What?' The general shot him dead. This continued for three days. A Mexican general decided that two could play this game and decided to try it out. He called out, 'Hey, John!' An American replied, 'John isn't here. Is that you Juan?' The Mexican general stood up, 'Yeah' . . .
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Insect Joke
What did the bee say to the flower ? Hello honey !
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Joke for Kids
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is there?A: He's the one with a duck.
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Internet Joke
Did you like www. flower. com? Not at first. . . . but it grew on me!
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