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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Bumper Stickers - 4
I think your hard drive has a slipped disk.
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Blonde Joke - 3
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them.
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Dirty Joke
Q: Why did god give blonde's 2 more brain cells than he gave cows? A: So they wouldn't shit all over when you played with their tits.
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Yo momma Joke
your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt
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Law and Lawyer Joke
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, 'Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer. ' The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone. However he suggested an alternative: He would inscribe, 'Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer. That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark: 'That's Strange!'
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Humor Joke
Your Momma's so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
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Kids Puns
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights (because they can't see each other using sign language, natch). After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife proposes a solution. 'Honey, ' she signs, 'Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time. 'The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, 'Great idea! Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. ''And if you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis. . . . . . fifty times'
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Telephone Joke
The phone in Rigby's Georgia farmhouse rang one evening. When he answered, the operator said, 'This is long distance from Chicago. ' 'I knowed it's a long distance from Chicago!' answered the farmer. 'How come you called to tell me that?'
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