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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Horse Joke
Why is a racehorse like a letter? They both begin a trip at the post!
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Computing Joke
ORIGAMIArt of paper folding. In order to obtain a nice and effectiveness result, put the floppy in the disk drive after folding it several times in different directions. With a little luck, you should be able to get it jammed. Now, ask yourself. How can your disk get damaged if you can't even get it out of the drive?SMOKEUse cigarettes or anything that could be burnt. When you are smoking, blow directly to your disk. In that way, you will be able to destroy it soon, and if you are lucky, damage the drive as well. PIRANHASIf you don't have any at home, you can use a stapler, a clip, or simply write down on the disk label with a hard point pencil or pen. This wonderful method of 'caring' for disks also often gives you a pretty bite-like design on the remaining pieces of the disk. MAGNETSThey are wonderful. You can find them in the telephone, in some paper weights, and stuck on the frige door. If you can't find any, you can leave the floppies on the printer or on your display for a while, making sure that they are on. MAILPut a disk in an envelope and don't write any warning on it; then mail it to someone, and that's all. MAGIC TOUCHTouch your floppy. As much as you can. If you have marmelade or butter in your fingers, better. Your floppy will acknowledge it. DON'T USE ANY ENVELOPEArchive them wihtout their envelope, piled under a lot of papers and manuals. DON'T MAKE BACKUPSOf course, if you don't have any security copy, you won't have to worry about how to destroy them once you have lost the original. SUPREME STUPIDITYIt is the best way of destroying floppies. If you practice it regularly, you'll find new methods to add to this list.
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Cow Joke
How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented? They were very impressed!
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Dumb Blonde Joke
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them!Sent by Sonia
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Joke for Kids
Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were waiting to see the movie 'Closed for the Winter. '
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Music Joke
Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo? A: They make good paddles.
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Blonde Joke - 2
Q: What a BLONDE will ask the doctor, in the maternity ward? A: 'Is it mine?'
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Horse Joke
Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!
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