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Letter Joke
When is a letter damp? When it has postage due (dew).
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Mental health Joke
Doctor, doctor, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow. Don't let people push you around.
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Gender Joke
How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.
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Doctor and nurse Joke
Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work? A: In case they have to draw blood.
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Fishing Joke
An Irish priest loved to fly fish, it was an obsession of his. So far this year the weather had been so bad that he hadn't had a chance to get his beloved wadders on and his favourite flies out of their box Strangly though, every Sunday the weather had been good, but of course Sunday is the day he has to go to work. The weather forcast was good again for the coming Sunday so he called a fellow priest claiming to have lost his voice and be in bed with the flu. He asked him to take over his sermon. The fly fishing priest drove fifty miles to a river near the coast so that no one would recognise him. An angel up in Heaven was keeping watch and saw what the priest was doing. He told God who agreed that he would do something about it. With the first cast of his line a huge fish mouth gulped down the fly. For over an hour the priest ran up and down the river bank fighting the fish. At the end when he finally landed the monster size fish it turned out to be a world record Salmon. Confused the angel asked God, 'Why did you let him catch that huge fish? I thought you were going to teach him a lesson. ' God replied 'I did. Who do you think he's going to tell?'
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Ann ! Ann who ? Ann-onymous !
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Ethnic Joke - 1
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, 'Ey, Tony! You know who's-a George Washington?'Tony says, 'No, Giuseppi, who's-a George Washington?'He says, 'Hah! George-a Washington's the first-a President of-a United States. I'm-a go to night school, learn all about-a United States, and become-a U. S. -a citizen. 'A couple of days later, Giuseppi walks into work and says. 'Ey, Tony, you know who's-a Abraham Lincoln?'Tony says, 'No, Giuseppi, who's-a Abraham Lincoln?'He says, 'Hah! Abaham-a Lincoln is-a sixteenth President of-a the United States. I'm-a go to night school, learn all about-a United States, and become-a U. S. -a citizen. 'A guy in the back of the shop yells, 'Yo, Giuseppi . . . you know who Fishlips Lorenzo is?'He says, 'No. Who's-a Fishlips Lorenzo is?'The guy yells, 'That's the guy who's bangin' your wife while you're in night school. '
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Funny Kids Joke
Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
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