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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears some more knock knock jokes for you!
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Pig Joke
Did you hear about the pig who tried to start a hot-air balloon business? He couldn't get it off the ground. .
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Yo momma Joke
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said 'Taxi!'
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Beth ! Beth who ? Beth wisheth, thweetie !
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Frog Joke
Where do frogs keep their treasure ? In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !
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Totally Strange Humor
Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and lo-and-behold a real Genie appeared. Bill was amazed and asked if he got three wishes. The Genie said, 'Nope. . . not these days. . . I'm only giving out 1 wish because of inflation. So. . . what'll be?'Bill didn't hesitate. He said, 'I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other. 'The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, 'Are you crazy! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm good but I'm not THAT good. I don't think it can be done. So make another wish. 'Bill thought for a minute and said, 'You know, people really don't like my wife. They think she's a real witch and ugly as sin. I wish for her to be the most beautiful woman in the world and I want everybody to like her. That's what I want!'The Genie thought for a minute and said, 'Hmmmmm. Lemme see that map again. '
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Political Joke
Q: How many US Presidents does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, the constitution says that only Congress can screw in light bulbs, so only Congress is responsible for the dark, which is why we need a Constitutional ammendment. A: Only one. If he can handle 250000000 people a day I think he can handle screwing one extra lightbulb.
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Mad Joke
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: 'Thanks for the refill!'
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