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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Ethnical Joke
O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg. 'Please, God, ' he implored, 'let it be blood!'
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Cat Joke
What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ? A catastrophe !
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Totally Weird Joke
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a neurosurgeon and asked 'Is there anything you can do to me that would make me into a Newfie?''Sure, it's easy. ' replied the neurosurgeon. 'All I have to do is cut out 1/3 of your brain, and you'll be a Newfie. 'The Ontarian was very pleased, and immediately underwent the operation. However, the surgeon's knife slipped, and instead of cutting out 1/3 of the patient's brain, the surgeon accidentally cut out 2/3 of the patient's brain. He was terribly remorseful, and waited impatiently beside the patient's bed as the patient recovered from the anesthetic. As soon as the patient was conscious, the nurosurgeon said to him - 'I'm terribly sorry, but there was a ghastly accident. Instead of cutting out 1/3 of your brain, I accidentally cut out 2/3 of your brain. 'The patient replied 'Qu'est-ce que vous avez dit, monsieur?'
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Marriage Joke
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best friend in bed. The man throws up his hands in disbelief and says, 'My God Pete !!! I more-or-less 'have to
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Funny Kids Joke
What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!
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Answer me this Joke
Why do you need a driver's licence to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
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Bumper Stickers - 7
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
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Beauty Joke
Where is everyone beautiful? In the dark.
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