|
|
|
The
Best Humor Sites on the Internet |
|
Christmas Jokes
Funny Jokes Online
MOCKERY
Ghost Pictures
Ghost Stories
Hilarious Horoscopes
Bizarre Webcam
notMENSA
society for the stupid
Cheap posters
Raunchiest Riddles
Worst Jobs in the World
Love Poems
Inspirational Poems
Funny Poems
Famous Poems
Free Diet Plans
Top Paying
Keywords
Keyword Suggestions
Everything you want to know about everything!
Weird eBay
mesothelioma types
Top 100 Baby Names
flowers online
Poker Articles
Free View Webcams
Work from Home
World History
Baby Name Chooser
Text Links
Online Advertising
Flowers
Top searches
Weird Website
Children's Books
Scottish Jokes
Robert Burns Poems
Midge Jokes
Fathers Jokes
Funny Jokes
Love Quotes
Famous Quotes
Inspirational Quotes
Funny Quotes
Movie Quotes
Friendship Quotes
Get Found
anime girls
5QS |
|
|
No animals were eaten, killed, maimed, wounded, slightly
injured, experimented on, tortured, eaten, sacrificed, frightened,
bullied, teased, humiliated, tickled, upset, ravished, tantalized,
pulled out of a hat, dishonoured or criticised during the making of this
website. Some jokes however were severely tortured in an effort to make
them funny. |
| |
|
|
Welcome to our archive of jokes, riddles, poems and .
. . everything!!!
Over the years we have published over 100,000 jokes,
50,000 poems, 40,000 riddles, 20,000 pictures, 10,000 funny articles
and 2 combine harvesters.
So have a look around, enjoy and get those crops cut
as soon as possible!!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
|
|
|
Archive of barbie fun games and other funny jokes |
|
At Work Joke
Rejection Letter RejectEver wonder what to do when those rejection letters start pilingup? Well here's a suggestion:- - - - - - - - - - - - - Cut Here - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -[Date Today]Dear Mr. Kennelly:Thank you for your letter of April 17. After carefulconsideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to acceptyour refusal to offer me employment with your firm. This year Ihave been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually largenumber of rejection letters. With such a varied and promisingfield of candidates it is impossible for me to accept allrefusals. Despite Acme Inc. 's outstanding qualifications and previousexperience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejectiondoes not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I willinitiate employment with your firm immediately followinggraduation. I look forward to seeing you then. Best of luck in rejecting future candidates. Sincerely, [Your name here]
= = = = = = = = = =
Sporting Joke
I say let's make football more entertaining and give the quarterback something else to think about. Let's arm each middle linebacker with a coconut custard pie.
= = = = = = = = = =
Cat Joke
Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury made up of cats?
Because each of them was guilty of purrjury.
= = = = = = = = = =
Joke for Kids
These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They are amazed at the number of fish that they caught that day, so one says to the other, 'We'll have to come back here tomorrow!'The other asks, 'But how will we remember where this spot is?'The first guy then takes a can of spray paint, paints an X on the bottom of the boat, and says, 'We'll just look for this X tomorrow. 'The other guy says, 'You idiot! How do you know we'll get the same boat?'
= = = = = = = = = =
Dirty Joke
Q: What did the blind blonde say as she was making love with her new boyfriend? A: 'Funny, you don't feel Jewish. '
= = = = = = = = = =
Music Joke
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bassoon ! Bassoon who ? Bassoon things will be better !
= = = = = = = = = =
Priceless Joke
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. Of course the famer is a blonde. :)He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, 'Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing?'The farmer replies, 'I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize. ''How?' asks the man, puzzled. 'Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field!'
= = = = = = = = = =
Business Joke
A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and a huge flock of sheep. Stopping to rest, he tells the shepherd, 'I will bet you $100 against one of your sheep that I can tell you the exact number in this flock. 'The shepherd thinks it over. It's a big flock, so he takes the bet. The man looks around and answers, '869. ' The shepherd is astonished, because that is exactly right. The shepherd says, 'Okay, I'm a man of my word, take an animal. ' The man picks one up and begins to walk away. 'Wait, ' cries the shepherd, 'let me have a chance to get even. Double or nothing that I can guess your exact occupation. ' The man agrees. 'You are an accountant for the government, ' says the shepherd. 'Amazing!' responds the man. 'You are exactly right! But tell me, how did you deduce that?''Well, ' says the shepherd, 'put down my dog and I will tell you. '
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Note : Many of our jokes have been
submitted by guests - if you find any that are offensive please let
us know and they will be removed immediately. |
|
| |
|
