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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of banksy laugh now and other funny jokes |
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Love and Marriage Joke
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. After months of trying, the wife finally became pregnant, and sure enough, delivered a healthy baby boy nine months later.
The joyful father rushed into the nursery to see his new son. He took one look and was horrified to see the ugliest child he had ever seen. He went to his wife and said that there was no way he could be the father of that child.
'Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!' Then he gave her a stern look and asked, 'Have you been fooling around on me?'
The wife just smiled sweetly and said, 'Not this time'!
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Dog Joke - 2
Where do Eskimos train their dogs ? In the mush room !
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Sporting Joke
Q: Why do basketball players love cookies? A: Because they can dunk them!
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Insect Joke
What is the bees favourite film ? The Sting !
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Funniest Joke
Birth Control Pills At 72?An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, 'I`d like to have some birth-control pills. 'Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, 'Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you`re 72 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?'The woman responded, 'They help me sleep better. 'The doctor thought some more and continued, 'How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?'The woman said, 'Simple, I put them in my granddaughter`s orange juice every morning and I sleep better at night. '
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Kids Puns
A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week. 'Next Sunday, ' she said, 'we are going to talk about liars, and in preparation for our lesson I want you all to read the of Mark. ' The following week, at the beginning of the class meeting, the teacher said, 'Now then, all of you who have prepared for the lesson by reading the of Mark, please step to the front of the room. ' About half the class rose and came forward. 'The rest of you may leave, ' said the teacher, 'these students are the ones I want to talk to. There is no in the Book of Mark. '
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Ethnic Humor
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father's house. His father was a successful doctor, and was carrying outa circumcision in the on-site surgery. As they were walking, they hearda scream and a foreskin flew out of the window and landed at the girl's feet. 'What's this, ' she asked. 'Taste it, ' he replied, 'If you like it, I'll give you a whole one!'
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Dog Joke - 2
Which dog tastes better when eaten? A hot dog.
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