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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Joke for Holidays
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling across the street when the sign said 'DON'T WALK'.
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Law Enforcement Joke
One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hurled himself out of the window. Well, Stupid and Shut Up did not know what to do so they went to the police station. When they got there the chief asked them their names. 'Shut Up', replied Shut Up. 'Stupid', replied Stupid. The police chief thought these people were telling him to shut up, and were calling him stupid. Which made him very mad. 'Excuse Me!' shouted the chief. Thinking the chief was hard of hearing, They once again shouted there names. 'Shut Up!' 'Stupid!' The police chief was very riled. He then asked' Are you looking for trouble?'!!! Stunned at the idea of the chief knowing that they were looking for their friend, they replied, 'Why yes, how did you know?'
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock Who's there ! Candice ! Candice who ? Candice get any better !
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Naughty Joke
At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, 'Who here has ever seen a ghost?' Most of the hands go up. 'And how many of you have had some form of interaction with a ghost?' About half the hands stay up. 'OK, now how many of you have had physical contact with a ghost?' Three hands stay up; there's a slight murmur in the crowd. 'Gosh, that's pretty good. OK, have any of you ever, uh, been intimate with a ghost?' One hand stays up. The speaker blinks. 'Gosh, sir, are you telling us that you've actually had sexual contact with a ghost?' The guy with his hand up suddenly blushes and says, 'Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you said 'goat'. '
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Barbie doll Joke
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Disco Barbie . . . dressed in chiffon; inclbiudes disco ball
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Legal Humor
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. 'Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $'500
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Religion Joke
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in walks a Nun, takes a seat next to them and begins to eat. Astonished, one of them says, 'I went to my parents wedding last week andwe all got rat-arsed. 'Being quick on the uptake the second one says, ' My dad says he will marrymy mum next year. 'Despite this the Nun stays right where she is. In desperation the third one says, ' My old man will never ever marry mymum. 'The Nun looks up from her food and says, ' Would one of you bastards please pass the salt. '
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Usher.
Usher who?
Usher wish you would let me in!
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