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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of april fools jokes for friends and other funny jokes |
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College Humor
Hey bob, 'Will you rember me tomorrow??' 'Yes' 'Will you rember me next week??' 'Yes' 'Will you rember me next month??' 'Yes' 'Will yoiu rember me next year??' 'Yeah' 'Knock Knock' 'Whos There??' 'See, you forgot me already!!!!!!'
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Bible Joke
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. 'Mommy, ' she said. 'Can we leave now?' 'No, ' her mother replied. 'Well, I think I have to throw up!' 'Then go out the front door and to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush. ' In about two minutes the little girl returned to her seat. 'Did you throw up?' her mother asked. 'Yes, ' the little girl replied. 'Well, how could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and return so quickly?' 'I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy. ' the little girl replied. 'They have a box next to the front door that says, 'For the sick'. '
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock Who's there ! Cork ! Cork who ? Cork and beans !
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Ant Joke
Who was the most famous ant scientist ? Albert Antstein !
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Food and Drink Joke
I'd say he was spineless. Yes, about as spineless as cooked spaghetti.
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Marriage Joke
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: 'My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy. ' The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy's nervousness builds. He remembers his father's advice, and chooses the first topic. He asks the girl: 'Do you like spinach?' She says 'No, ' and the silence returns. After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father's suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, 'Do you have a brother?' Again, the girl says 'No' and there is silence once again. The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father's advice and asks the girl the following question: 'If you had a br other, would he like spinach?'
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Yo momma Joke
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
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Love and Marriage Joke
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there. A farmer replied, 'Joe's mule kicked his mother-in-law and she died. ''Well, ' replied the man, 'she must have had a lot of friends. ''Nope, ' said the farmer, 'we all just want to buy his mule. '
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