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Police Joke
A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. Cop: 'Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway -- why are you going so slow?' Sister: 'Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said '22
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Irish Joke
A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since he's in need of petrol, the man decides to stop. He says to the attendant at the station, 'Fill it up, will you?'. The man says 'Sorry - we're right out of petrol. ' So the man considers, and says 'Well, I'm a bit low on oil, would you mind topping that up?' And the attendant responds'Sorry, but no oil either. ' The man thinks, and asks the attendant to wash his windscreen, to which he gets the by-now predictable response that he can't do that. The man at this point is fairly mad, so he asks the attendant 'Just what kind of petrol station is this ?' The attendant then looks both ways, and very carefully whispers to the man 'To tell you the truth, this is just an IRA front. ' The man then says 'Well, in that case, you can blow up the tyres !'
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Blonde Joke - 3
Q: Why do blondes stand under light bulbs? A: It's the closest they'll come to a bright idea.
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Bumper Stickers - 1
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
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Internet Joke
I see you've got your bill for using the Internet Yes, and my dad's really going to get the hump!
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Bumper Stickers - 5
Its all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
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Medical Joke
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:'Hey doc, you know how we have been talking about freudianslips? Well, I had the most amazing one last night. I was eating dinner with my mother, and I meant to say, 'please pass the salt, ' but instead I said, 'You god damn bitch, you ruined my life. '
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Blonde Joke - 1
Q: How can you steal the window seat of a blonde on a plane going to London? A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
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