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Snowman Joke
Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette or a red-headed snowman? A: A blonde, because you have to hollow out its head,
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Naughty Joke
Mike and Keith are playing golf one hot Sunday afternoon. While approaching the sixteenth hole, they notice an old golfer teeing up by himself. The two friends stop and wait for the older golfer to finish his hole. After the old man drives the ball a considerable distance down the fairway, he collapses on the green. Mike and Keith run up the fellow to help. After feeling the old man's pulse, Mike tells Keith to run to the club house and call 911. Keith leaves and returns about two minutes later after making the call. Upon returning Keith, sees the old man naked and bent over a nearby bench. Meanwhile, Mike is screwing the unconscious man vigorously. Keith in astonishment says, 'Hey, What are you doing? I thought you were going to give him CPR. ' Mike replies, 'Well, it started off that way. '
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Snake Joke
What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ? Fang letters !
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The Sex Was So Good That Even The Neighbors Had A Cigarette.
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Aardvark Joke
Who is the Lone Aardvark's faithful Indian companion? Tanto
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Music Joke
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A: A flat minor.
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Naughty Joke
A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, 'Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions. ' He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, 'What is your occupation?'The woman replies, 'I'm a whore. 'The accountant balks and says, 'No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that. 'The woman, 'Ok, I'm a prostitute. ''No, that is still too crude. Try again. 'They both think for a minute, then the woman states, 'I'm a chicken farmer. 'The accountant asks, 'What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?''Well, I raised over '5
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Stupid Blonde Joke
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A: It's quite difficult opening the legs of an Ironing Board.
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