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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of anti democrat jokes and other funny jokes |
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Mother Joke
Q: Why did the Jewish Mother want to be buried near Bloomingdale's?
A: So her daughter would visit twice a week.
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Dead and dying Joke
What is posthumous work ? Something written by someone after they are dead !
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School Joke
Teacher: What's 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good?, That's perfect!
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Joke Online
If the Franklin Mint made toasters. . . Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece of your authentic Civil War pewter toaster.
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Zodiac Joke
Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A hundred, but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
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Mother Joke
Q. What's the difference between a Jewish mother and a Vulture?
A. The Vulture waits until you're dead!
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Joke Online
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. 'Your mother insulted me, very much. ' she sobbed. 'My mother? How could she do that when she's on a vacation on the other side of the world?''I know. But this morning, a letter addressed to you arrived. I opened it, because I was curious. ' 'And?' 'At the end of the letter, it was written:P. S. Dear Catherine, when you've read this letter, don't forget to give it to my son. '
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Top 100 Joke
Some good put-downs. . . ya' never know when you'll need one!I refuse to enter a battle of the wits with you --it's against my morals to attack an unarmed person. Are your parents cousins?Your teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter. Nice face. . . what are you going to do when the baboon wants his ass back?Oh my God, look at you! Anyone else hurt in the accident?What other problems do you have besides being unemployed, a moron and a dork?Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?
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