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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of anti bush jokes and other funny jokes |
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Silliest Joke
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing white hair. The man had a staff in one hand and some stone tablets under the other arm. George W. approached the man and inquired, 'Aren't you Moses?' The man ignored George W. and stared at the ceiling. George W. positioned himself more directly in the man's view and asked again, 'Aren't you Moses?' The man continued to peruse the ceiling. George W. tugged at the man's sleeve and asked once again, 'Aren't you Moses?'The man finally responded in an irritated voice, 'YES, I AM!'George W. asked him why he was so uppity and had taken so long to answer him. The man replied, 'The last time I spoke to a Bush I ended up stuck in a desert for forty years!
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Sport Joke
What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game? Sorry, it was a freak hic!
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Bumper Stickers - 7
The Schizophrenic: An Unauthorized Autobiography
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Election Joke
The Clinton Health Plan has the:
1. Simplicity of the IRS.
2. Results of rent control.
3. Efficiency of the Post Office.
4. The fringe benefits of higher taxes
5. Management success of national debt.
6. Bureaucracy of the Dept. of Agriculture.
7. Dependency of a weather forecaster.
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Dog Joke - 1
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ? Hush puppies !
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Blonde Joke - 2
Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
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Cannibal Joke
Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other, 'I don't like your friend. ' The other one replied, 'Well put her to one side and just eat the greens. '
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Animal World
It's so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
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