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Welcome to our archive of jokes, riddles, poems and .
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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of andhra jokes and other funny jokes |
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Sad Joke
Three old ladies went for a walk in the park, they were suddenly approached by a man who flashed at them, two of them had a stroke - the third wasn't quick enough. .
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Book title Joke
Shipwrecked ! by Mandy Lifeboats
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History Joke
What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.
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History Joke
Teacher: 'What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgiving?' Student: 'Baseballs. ' Teacher: 'Baseballs?' Student: 'Yeah, they were Cleveland Indians!'
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Doctor and nurse Joke
A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there. The man complains, 'I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes. ' The receptionist asks, 'Have you ever seen a doctor?' and the man replies, 'No, just spots. '
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Spiked Humor
ADDICTED INTERNET JUNKIE!!!!1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been busy-----for a year!!!!!2. You forgot how to work the TV remote control. 3. You see something funny and scream, 'LOL, LOL. '4. You tell everyone, that after surgery, your mom went to ICQ . . . . . . instead of ICU!5. You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes. 6. You placed the refrigerator beside your computer. . . or put it in the bathroom. 7. You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have ICQ in your car. 8. Tech support calls YOU for help. 9. You beg your friends to get an account so you can 'hang out. '10. You get a second phone line just to call out for pizza. 11. You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it. 12. You say 'he he he he' or 'heh heh heh' instead of laughing. 13. You say 'SCROLL UP' when someone asks what it was you said. 14. You find out divorce papers had been served on you 6 months ago. 15. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to. 16. You look at an annoying person off line and wish that you had your ignore button handy. 17. You start to experience 'withdrawal' after not being online for awhile. 18. You say. . . . . . . 'Where did the time go??'19. You sit on ICQ for 6 hours for that certain special person to sign on. 20. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee. 21. You end your sentences with. . . . . three or more periods. . . . . . . 22. You need to be pried from your computer by the jaws-of-life. 23. Your answering machine/voice mail sounds a little like this. . . . 'BRB. Leave your S/N and I'll TTYL. . . ASAP'. 24. You enter a room and get greeted by 25 people with {{{hugs}}} and ****kisses*****. 25. Being called a newbie is a major insult to you. 26. You're on the phone and say 'BRB'. 27. Your teacher or boss recommends a drug test for the blood-shot eyes. 28. You get up at 2:00 AM to go to the bathroom and turn the computer on instead.
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Relationships Joke
A couple just moved into hotel. And the hotel clerk asks the man after helping him with his luggage. - Anything else? - NO, thanks, - Maybe, your wife needs something ? - Oh, yeah. Thank you for your reminder. Do you sell greeting cards ?
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Animal World
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
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