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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Weird Women Joke
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot. Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons. Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it. Bad girls only own one bra and rarely use it. Good girls wax their floors. Bad girls wax their bikini lines. Good girls blush during love scenes in a movie. Bad girls know they could do it better. Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls. Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls. Good girls wear high heels to work. Bad girls wear high heels to bed. Good girls say, 'No. ' Bad girls say, 'When?'
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Funny Kids Joke
If a canibal ate his mother's sister would he be an aunt eater?
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Computer Joke
A child was watching his mother sift through and delete a long list of junk E-mail on the computer screen. 'This reminds me of the Lord's Prayer,' the child said. 'What do you mean?' the mother asked. 'You know. That part about 'deliver us from E-mail. '
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Dirty Joke
Q: Why do men become smarter during sex? A: Because they are plugged into a genius.
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Easy to Remember Joke
A man walked into a psychiatrist's office, sat down, took out a pack of cigarettes. He removed a cigarette from the pack, unrolled it, and stuffed the tobacco up his nose. The shrink frowned and said, 'I see you need my help!'The guy said, 'Yeah Doc. Got a match!?'
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Fishing Joke
What was the name of Tom Sawyer's fish? Huckleberry Fin!
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Law Enforcement Joke
A judge scowled down at a repeat offender before him. 'Haven't I seen you in here many times already? And didn't I tell you that I never wanted to see you in here again?'
'Yes, Your Honor,' the defendant replied. 'That's exactly what I told the police officer, but he insisted I come in
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Joke of the Day
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand. The turtle's one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape. The bartender looks at the guy and asks:'What's wrong with your turtle?''Not a thing, ' the man responds, this beat up turtle is faster than your dog!''Not a chance!', replies the barkeep. 'Okay then, says the guy. . . you take your dog and let him stand at one end of the bar. Then go and stand at the other end of the room and call your dog. I'll bet you $500 that before your dog reaches you, my turtle will be there. 'So the bartender, thinking it's an easy $'500
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