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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of all the fun of the fair message board and other funny jokes |
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Practical Joke
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons. . . #20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline food #17 Same difference #16 Government organization #15 Sanitary landfill #14 Alone together #13 Business ethics #12 Sweet sorrow #11 Military intelligence #10 Plastic glasses #9 Terribly pleased #8 Definite Maybe #7 Pretty Ugly #6 Computer Security #5 Political science #4 Diet ice cream #3 Working vacation #2 Exact estimate #1 Microsoft Works
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Mental health Joke
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small bucket. You do look a little pail.
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Blind Joke
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, 'Wow, these seats are big!' The person next to him answered, 'Everything is big in Texas. ' When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, 'Wow these mugs are big!' The bartender replied, 'Everything is big in Texas. ' After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, 'Second door to the right. ' The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident. Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, 'Don't flush, don't flush!'
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Firefighter Joke
There was a huge fire at a big city soda factory. The city company was losing ground and the owner was frantic. He told the fire department that he needed a secret formula in the safe that was in the center of the blaze, and he would give '10
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Father Joke
Little Johnny's teacher asks, 'What is the chemical formula for water?'
Little Johnny replies, 'HIJKLMNO'!!
The teacher, puzzled, asks, 'What on Earth are you talking about?'
Little Johnny replies, 'Yesterday you said it was H to O!'
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Bird Joke
What did the scornful owl say? Twit twoo.
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Simple Joke
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they're purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
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Weird Women Joke
The doctor said to the housewife, 'I've got good news and I've got bad news. The good news is you don't have PMS. The bad news is - you're a bitch!'
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