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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of airline humour and other funny jokes |
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Cannibal Joke
What is the cannibals' favorite game? Swallow my Leader.
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Women Joke
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies. At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, 'At last they're finally together. ' A guy sitting in the front row says, 'Excuse me Father, but do you mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?' 'I mean her legs!'
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Lawyer Joke
The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he came to his question, 'Do any of you here today dislike lawyers?' they stiffened and hesitated. Before the pause became too long, the judge announced, 'I do. '
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Love and Marriage Joke
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan. 'Ladies, exercise is good for you, ' announced the teacher. 'Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!' The room was very quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand. 'Yes?' asked the instructor. 'Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?'
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Ethnic Joke - 2
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them picked up two huge potatoes and said 'These potatoes remind me of Emil's balls''Are they that big?' asked the other. 'No they're this dirty. '
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Romance Joke
One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare to wives who accompanied their husbands on a business trip. Seeking some valuable testimonials, the PR unit of the airline sent out letters to the wives who took advantage of the offer. I understand both written and telephoned responses are still flooding their offices asking, 'What trip ?'
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Naughty Joke
Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business on the side!
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Bar Joke - 1
A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender asks the seal, 'What's your pleasure?'
The seal replies, 'Anything but Canadian Club. '
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