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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Dog Joke - 1
How do you catch a runaway dog ?
Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a bone !
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Joke for Kids
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted lessons. The instructor told the Polak to jump out of theplane and pull his rip cord. The instructor then explained that hehimself would jump out right behind him so that they would go downtogether. The Polak understood and was ready. The time came to have the Polak jump from the air plane. Theinstructor reminded the Polak that he would be right behind him. ThePolak proceeded to jump from the plane and after being in the airfor a few seconds pulled the rip cord. The instructor followed byjumping from the plane. The instructor pulled his rip cord but theparachute did not open. The instructor, frantically trying to gethis parachute open, darted past the Polak. The Polak seeing this yelled, as he undid the straps to hisparachute, 'So you wanna race, eh?'
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Parent Joke
NEWS ITEM. Kidnappers grabbed a little boy and two days later sent him home with a ransom note. His parents immediately sent the kid back with the money.
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Elephant Joke
What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ? Have you ever tried to peel an elephant ?
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Festival Joke
5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in ? and visa versa. 4. I will not scratch wallpaper, curtains, furniture, clothing or my scratch pad. 3. I will not annoy the dog next door (unless I?m in a bad mood) 2. I will come when my human calls me (occasionally)and the Number One New Year Resolution for Cookie is. . . 1. I will not sleep more than 23 hours per day.
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Bumper Stickers - 3
Gravity- It’s not just a good idea, it's the LAW!
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Pig Joke
Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for mother's day? What did they do? They threw a sowprize party.
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock Who's there ! Che ! Che who ? Che what your made of !
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