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King Kong Joke
What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend? A flat mate.
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Animal World
Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book - The Sex Life of the Elephant or: 1000 ways to cook ElephantThe English book - Elephants I have shot on SafariThe Welsh book - The Elephant and its influence on Welsh language and culture or: Oes ysgol tocynnau eleffant llanfairpwll nhadau coeden. The American book - How to Make Bigger And Better ElephantsThe Japanese book - How to Make Smaller And Cheaper ElephantsThe Greek book - How to Sell Elephants for a Lot of MoneyThe Finnish book - What Do Elephants Think about Finnish PeopleThe German book - A Short Introduction to Elephants, Vol 1-6. The Icelandic book - Defrosting an ElephantThe Swiss book - Switzerland: The Country Through Which Hannibal Went With His ElephantsThe Canadian book - Elephants: A Federal or State Issue?The Swedish book - How to reduce your taxes with an elephant.
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Women Joke
Should I have a baby after 35? No, 35 children is enough.
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Funny Kids Joke
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?A: To get to the shell station Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?A: Because it was stuck to the chicken!Q: Why did the horse cross the road?A: Because the chicken needed a day off Q: Why did the cow cross the road?A: To get to the udder side!Q: Why did the chicken end up in the soup?A: Because it ran out of cluck!Q: What happened when the chicken ate cement?A: She laid a sidewalk!Q: What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?A: She kicked the bucket!Q: What do you call a crazy chicken?A: A cuckoo cluck!Q: What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?A: She was tickled to death!
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Doctor and nurse Joke
Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork. Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch!
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Religion Joke
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the dynamicyoung preacher raised himself to full height, leaned overthe pulpit and boomed, 'Brothers and sisters, if there are any among you who havecommitted adultery, may your tongue cleave to the woof ofyour mouf!'
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Birthday Joke
It was Grandpa Jones' 100th birthday and he was still in perfect health. At his birthday party he was asked how he managed to live so long and stay so fit. He explained 'I put my long life down to spending so much time out of doors. I've been in the open air, day after day, rain or shine, for the last 75th years. ' 'How do you manage to keep up such a rigorous fitness regime?' we asked. 'It's simple' he said. 'When I married my wife 75 years ago, we both made solemn pledge on our wedding night. We agreed that whenever we ever had a fight, whoever was proved wrong would go outside and take long walk. '
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