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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Judge Joke
It seems that a lawyer had a little bit too much to drink and on his way home rear-ended the car in front of him. The lawyer got out of his car, walked over to the driver of the other car and said, 'Boy, are you in trouble. I'm a lawyer!' The driver looked out his window and said, 'No, you're in trouble. I'm a judge. '
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Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air bag.
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Bumper Stickers - 6
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
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Fun Funny Joke
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in the Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims, 'Oh boy! Horsie ride! Daddy can I ride on your back?'Daddy was relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, he agrees. Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping. Johnny cries out 'Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!'
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Bumper Stickers - 3
Don't drink to drown your sorrow. Sorrow knows how to swim.
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Old Age Joke
A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: 'And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?' the reporter asked.
She thought for a few moments then simply replied, 'No peer pressure. '
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Business Joke
Soon after our high-tech company moved into a new building, we had trouble with the elevators. A manager got stuck between floors and, after some door banging, finally attracted attention. His name was taken and rescue promised.
It took two hours before the elevator mechanic arrived and got the manager out. When he returned to his desk, he found this note from his efficient secretary: 'The elevator people called and will be here in two hours. '
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To be loved, be lovable
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