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Joke for Halloween
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that they had a very successful conference and hadagreed on about 60% of what they discussed. When asked what they discussed, Clinton replied: 'The Tencommandments. '
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Political Joke
Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One liberal and twenty eight delegates representing all the social, economic, and ethnic communities. A: Two-one to do it and the other to keep the first one's knee from jerking. A: None: They can't remove the old ones since they are already part of the environment.
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Religious Joke
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. The young man of seven had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up and stood beside him and gazing up at the plaque he said quietly, 'Good morning son. ' 'Good morning pastor' replied the young man not taking his eyes off the plaque. 'Sir, what is this?' Johnny asked. 'Well son, these are all the people who have died in the service', replied the pastor. Soberly, they stood together staring up at the large plaque. Little Johnny's voice barely broke the silence when he asked quietly, 'Which one sir, the 8:30 or the 10:30?'
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Halloween Joke
Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween? They're used to people 'goblin' them!
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Clinton Joke
Q: What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow? A: To study economics.
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In order to streamline the handling of problems within the system. Please fill out the following questionnaire before sending it in for Help. With your co-operation we should be able to provide faster and more efficient fault resolution. COMPUTER PROBLEM REPORT FORM1. Describe your problem:______________________________________________________2. Now, describe the problem accurately:______________________________________________________3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem:________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________-_________________________4. Problem Severity:A. Minor__B. Minor__C. Minor__D. Trivial__5. Nature of the problem:A. Locked Up__B. Frozen__C. Hung__D. Shot__6. Is your computer plugged in? Yes__ No__7. Is it turned on? Yes__ No__8. Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes__ No__9. Have you made it worse? Yes__10. Have you read the manual? Yes__ No__11. Are you sure you've read the manual? Yes__ No__12. Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual? No__13. Do you think you understood it? Yes__ No__14. If 'Yes' then why can't you fix the problem yourself?______________________________________________________15. How tall are you? Are you above this line?______________________________________________________16. What were you doing with your computer at the time the problemoccurred?______________________________________________________17. If 'nothing' explain why you were logged in. ______________________________________________________18. Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem? Yes__ No__19. How does this problem make you feel?_____________________________________________________20. Tell me about your childhood. _____________________________________________________21. Do you have any independent witnesses of the problem? Yes__ No__22. Can't you do something else, instead of bothering me? Yes__
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Clinton Joke
Q: How many Hillary Clintons does it take to change a light bulb? A: One--she just holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
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Dirty Joke
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead.
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