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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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School Joke
The food in our school canteen is perfect. If your a bug!
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Dog Joke - 2
Q: Why is a dog's nose in the middle of it's face? - A: Because it's the scenter.
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Worst Joke
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, 'You know, I just can't seem to get a tender missionary. I've baked 'em, I've roasted 'em, I've stewed 'em, I've barbequed 'em, I've even tried every sort of marinade. I just cannot seem to get them tender. ' The second cannibal asks, 'What kind of missionary do you use?' The other replied, 'You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around the waist and their sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads. ' 'Ah ha!' he replies. 'No wonder. . those are friars!'
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Relationships Joke
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery. Mr. Schwartz had the longest private part he had ever seen! 'I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz' said the mortician, 'but I can't send youoff to be cremated with a tremendously huge private part like this. It has to be saved for posterity. ' With that, the mortician used his tools to remove the dead man'sschlong. He stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home. The first person he showed it to was his wife. 'I have something to show you that you won't believe, ' he said, and opened up his briefcase. 'Oh my God!' she screamed. 'Schwatrz is dead!'
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Fishing Joke
Why men like to fishing so much? They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.
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Bumper Stickers - 2
Change a life; make someone feel important.
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Computer Joke
Q: Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586? A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585. 999983605.
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Clinton Joke
Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.
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