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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of adult rude jokes and other funny jokes |
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Christmas Joke - 1
Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny. Elf: That's Little Red Robin Hood'!
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Bumper Stickers - 7
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
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Bumper Stickers - 5
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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Blonde Joke - 2
Q. Why do blondes have more fun? A. They are easier to keep amused.
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Christmas Joke - 2
Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? 'Rude'olph
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Vampire Joke
How does a girl vampire flirt? She bats her eyes.
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Political Joke
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He was tired of the city, so he told his limo driver to take him to the country. They drove around for hours, and it soon became late. The driver was geting rather tired and found it difficult to keep his eyes open. Suddenly, the limo hit a huge bump and and the two men heard a terrible scream. The limo driver stopped the car immediatly to see what had happened. Bill Clinton soon got out of the car also, to investigate. 'What happened?!' asked Bill. 'I ran over a pig, ' replied his driver. Bill Clinton looked horrified. 'Well go over to that farmhouse and tell them what you did. That pig could have been their's. ' So the driver walked over to the farmhouse and knocked on the door. Bill Clinton waited in the limo for nearly 2 and a half hours. Finally, the limo driver came back and got back into the car. Bill Clinton, infuriated that his driver had left him alone for so long, demanded to know where he had been. 'Do you know how long you've been gone?! What happened up there?' he asked. The limo driver, happily confused, replied, 'Those people up there threw me a huge party. ' Bill Clinton, confused himself, asked, 'What? Why?' The limo driver started up his car and answered, 'I told them I was driving Bill Clinton around, and I ran over the pig. '
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Romance Joke
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, 'Pack your bags honey, I just won the lottery!' She says, 'Oh wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or the mountains?' He replies, 'I don't care. . . Just get the f**k out!'
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