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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of adult christmas humour and other funny jokes |
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Pig Joke
What do pigs like with chow mein? Sooey sauce.
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Cat Joke
What is the cat's favourite TV show ? The evening mews !
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Military Joke
When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough. 'That's the only way to command respect in the Army, ' his friends said. So Reggie did his best to carry out the advice. He swaggered all around camp, bragging, blustering and talking out of the corner of his mouth. 'Show me a sergeant and I'll show you a dope, ' Reggie shouted. No sooner had he spoken than a brawny, battle-hardened figure appeared. 'I am a sergeant!' he bellowed. 'I am a dope, ' whispered Reggie.
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Burger Joke
Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world? Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-o's Burger King!
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Dumb People Joke
Knock Knock. . . Who's There?Boo. . . Boo Who?Stop crying it's just a joke!
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock Who's there ! Agnes ! Agnes who ? Agnes & Topeka & the Santa Fe !
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Animal World
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone is there. He looks all around and he finally sees alittle snail sitting on the doormat. He picks it up andthrows it across the street into a field. Ten years go by, and one day he hears a knocking on hisdoor. He opens it up and no one is there. He looks all around, and he finally sees a little snailsitting on the doormat. The snail looks up and says, 'What the hell was that allabout?'
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Stupid Blonde Joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I'll describe the visualfirst, then as I tell the joke I'll cue you when to use it) Visual: Stretch your arms straight out sideways with hands alsostretched wide open. Joke: Why did the blonde want to date Jesus? She heard he was (usevisual) HUNG LIKE THIS!!!!
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