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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Dumb Men Joke
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away? 1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
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Ethnic Joke - 2
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD? A: A trip to Israel.
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Political Joke
Republicans spends hundreds of dollars and hours of work decorating the yard with outdoor lights and Christmas displays. Democrats save their time and money, and drive around at night to look at *other* people's lights.
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Letter Joke
How does a ghost start a letter? Tomb it may concern.
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Animal Joke
Q:Why didn't the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a 'chicken'.
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Situations Humor
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late oneafternoon by hostile Indians. This presents no problem for thehorse as the Indians can always use another pony. The dog'sfate is some what tenuous but it is certain that the cowboy willbe burned at the stake the following sunrise. That evening theIndian chief tells the cowboy that he can have one last wish, within reason, before meeting his ultimate fate the thefollowing morning. The cowboy tells the chief that his lastrequest is to see his faithful dog, Rex. When the dog is broughtby the Indians the cowboy strokes and pets his companion andwhispers something into his ear. At once the dog bounds and runsthrough the Indian village and over the hill. This does notparticularly distress the Indians as they didn't really know whatto do with the dog anyway. At about 8 o'clock that evening the dog returns accompanied bysome two dozen hookers from the closest town. Needless to say thebraves were delighted at the prospect of an evening's entertainment. As the orgy wore on through the night, the chief told the cowboythat his stake burning was being postponed as they were all tootired from partying. The next day, the chief said to the cowboy, 'in gratitude forfurnishing the ladies last night, I'm going to grant you anotherrequest before you are burned at the stake in the morning. ' Againthe cowboy requests to see his faithful dog. When the dog isbrought forth the cowboy again strokes and pets his companionand whispers into his ear, 'this may be my last chance Rex, soplease get it right this time --- go to town and get the posse!'
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Stupid Blonde Joke
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions. . . . Officer: What's 2+2? Blonde: Ummmmm. . . 4! Officer: What's the square root of 100? Blonde: Ummmm. . . 10! Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln? Blonde: Ummmm. . . I dunno. Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow. The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, 'Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!'
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Car and train Joke
How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car? Put him in the front.
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