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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of 50 year old birthday jokes and other funny jokes |
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Bumper Stickers - 1
Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ASS?
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Religious Joke
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany? A. German Shepherds.
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Situation Joke
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to help. 'My mother-in-law just tried to runme over!' the shaken man told the cop. 'The car hit you from behind, ' the officer said. 'How couldyou tell it was your mother-in-law?''I recognized the laugh!' he replied.
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Criminal Joke
An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place, and okay until one day when the German told him, 'Englander, your arm is infected with gangrene vee must cut it off. ' The English prisoner said, 'Well, okay, but could you drop it over England when you go bombing?' The German replied, 'Ya, that vill not be a problem. ' A few weeks later the German tells the Englishman that they have to cut his other arm off. The Englishman says, 'Well, could drop it over England like you did last time?' 'Ya, that vill be done, ' says the German. The next day the German tells him that they have to cut his leg off. Once again the Brit says, 'Well, could you do the same as before?' The German replies, 'Vhy, ya. ' The next the German tells him they have to cut his other leg. 'Well, ' begins the Brit, 'could you just. . . ' The German snapped , 'No! We think you are trying to escape!'
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Hair and bald Joke
Customer: Why doesn't my hairline look good? Barber: It's on the same old head.
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Yo momma Joke
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
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Sad Joke
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that. The blonde replies 'My computer keeps telling me that i've got mail'.
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Website Joke
Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet? Happ-e, Sleep-e, Grump-e, Dope-e and Sneez-e.
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