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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of 50 year birthday jokes and other funny jokes |
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Cat Joke
Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate condensed milk !
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Journalist Joke
A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to eighteen children. The reporter didn't quite hear the message and said, 'Would you repeat that?' 'Not if I can help it, ' replied the woman.
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Bible Joke
Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can't get to heaven? Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker you'll get there.
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Redneck Joke
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert. The Dutchman says: 'I'll bring an umbrella for the shade when it gets too hot. ' The German says: 'I'll bring some sunglasses. This sun can really destroy your eyes!' The Belgian remains silent. Next day, the Dutchman and the German are astonished. 'What's that?' they both shout. The Belgian answers: 'It's a car door. Now I can open the window when it gets hot. . . '
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Bicycle Joke
The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing, runs into a man, and they both fall down. -'Geez, are you lucky. ' The cyclist says. -'What do you mean by lucky ?' The pedestrian angrily asks. 'I got hurt really bad. ' -'Ah, you're lucky because I recently lost my license. I usually drive a bus. '
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Children Joke
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after class. 'How did that happen?' gasped her mother. 'It wasn't easy, ' admitted her daughter, 'but three girls helped mecatch him.
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Idiot and fool Joke
Did you hear about the dimwit who was so dumb he thought Gatorade was welfare for crocodiles?
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Funny Kids Joke
Johnny: 'I just swallowed a bone. '
Mum: 'Are you choking?'
Johnny: 'No, I'm serious. '
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