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Welcome to our archive of jokes, riddles, poems and .
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Over the years we have published over 100,000 jokes,
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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of 40 year birthday jokes and other funny jokes |
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Spelling Joke
Spell Indian tent with two letters. TP.
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Old People Joke
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, 'Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!'
'Heck,' said Herman, 'It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!'
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Funny Kids Joke
Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
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Bird Joke
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way ? She was tickled to death !
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Science Joke
THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED. ALL THREE GUYS WERE CREMATED. THERE BOYFRIENDS WERE TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEY WERE GOING TO DO WITH THE ASHES. THE FIRST BOYFRIEND SAID I AM GOING TO SKY DIVE AND SPREAD HIS ASHES IN THE SKY BECAUSE THATS WHAT HE LIKED. THE SECOND GUY SAID I AM GOING TO SPREAD MY BOYFRIENDS ASHESIN THE SEA BECAUSE IT'S WHAT HE LIKED. THE THIRD GUY SAID I'M GOING TO PUT MY BOYFRIENDS ASHES IN A BOWL OF CHILI SO HE CAN RIP THROUGH MY ASS ONE LAST TIME!!Sent by ANTHON
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Clinton Joke
Q: Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly? A: Heredity.
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Pig Joke
Q. Why did the three little pigs decide to leave home? A. They thought their father was an awful boar.
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Blonde Joke - 1
Did you hear about the two females who were watching a blonde walk by? The first one said, 'I wonder whether she's a natural blonde or a bleached blonde. ' Her friend said, 'She's a suicide blonde. ' The other said, 'Suicide blonde? What's that?' The friend said, 'Dyed by her own hand!'
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