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Spelling Joke

Spell Indian tent with two letters. TP.


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Old People Joke

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, 'Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!'

'Heck,' said Herman, 'It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!'


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Funny Kids Joke

Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!


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Bird Joke

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way ? She was tickled to death !


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Science Joke

THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED. ALL THREE GUYS WERE CREMATED. THERE BOYFRIENDS WERE TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEY WERE GOING TO DO WITH THE ASHES. THE FIRST BOYFRIEND SAID I AM GOING TO SKY DIVE AND SPREAD HIS ASHES IN THE SKY BECAUSE THATS WHAT HE LIKED. THE SECOND GUY SAID I AM GOING TO SPREAD MY BOYFRIENDS ASHESIN THE SEA BECAUSE IT'S WHAT HE LIKED. THE THIRD GUY SAID I'M GOING TO PUT MY BOYFRIENDS ASHES IN A BOWL OF CHILI SO HE CAN RIP THROUGH MY ASS ONE LAST TIME!!Sent by ANTHON


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Clinton Joke

Q: Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly? A: Heredity.


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Pig Joke

Q. Why did the three little pigs decide to leave home?
A. They thought their father was an awful boar.



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Blonde Joke - 1

Did you hear about the two females who were watching a blonde walk by? The first one said, 'I wonder whether she's a natural blonde or a bleached blonde. ' Her friend said, 'She's a suicide blonde. ' The other said, 'Suicide blonde? What's that?' The friend said, 'Dyed by her own hand!'



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