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Book title Joke
The Untamed Tiger by Claudia Armoff
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Humor Joke
Once there was a millionaire who had a collection of live alligators. He kept them in a pool at the back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day, he decides to throw a huge party. During the party he announces, 'My dear guests, I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge unharmed!' As soon as he finishes his last word, there is the sound of a large splash. The guests all turn to see a man in the pool swimming as fast as he can. They cheer him on as he keeps stroking. Finally, the swimming man makes it to the other side unharmed. The millionaire is so impressed, e says, 'My boy, that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well, I must keep my end of the bargain. Which do you want, my daughter or the one million dollars?' The man says, 'Listen, I don't want your money. I don't want your daughter, either. I want the person who pushed me in that water!'
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Dead and dying Joke
A monster and a zombie went into the undertaker's. 'I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died, ' said the monster. 'Certainly, sir, ' said the undertaker, 'but there was really no need to bring him with you. '
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Clinton Joke
Q: How has Clinton made his cabinet look more like America? A: Many of them have sixth grade reading levels.
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Joke Online
One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs his 8-iron and proceeds down the embankment into the ravine in search of his ball. The brush is quite thick, but Jim searches diligently and suddenly he spots something shiny. As he gets closer, he realizes that the shiny object is in fact an 8-iron in the hands of a skeleton lying near an old golf ball. Jim calls out to his golfing partner in excitement, 'Hey Bob, come here, I got trouble down here. 'Bob comes running over to the edge of the ravine and calls out, 'What's the matter Jim?'Jim shouts back in a nervous voice, 'Throw me my 7-iron. . . You can't get out of here with an 8-iron!'
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Dumb Men Joke
Q: What's the ultimate rejection?A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
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Insect Joke
If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player ? The one in the sugar bowl !
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Ghost Joke
What happened to the ghost who went to a party? He had a wail of a time.
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