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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of 1001 jokes and other funny jokes |
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Camping Joke
A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he. On the way to the cleaning shed, he ran into a second fisherman who had a stringer with a dozen baby minnows. The second fisherman looked at the marlin, turned to the first fisherman and said, ' Only caught one, eh?'
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock Who's there ! Cassette ! Cassette who ? Cassette your dinner, I'm sorry !
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Horse Joke
Why did the bareback performer ride his horse? Because it got too heavy to carry.
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School Joke
Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test! Teacher: I agree, but That's the lowest mark I could give you!
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Joke Online
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says, '7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown. 'The small guy faints. The big dude picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small guy, 'What's wrong with you?'The small guy says, 'Excuse me, but what did you say?'The big dude looks down and says, '7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown. 'The small guy says, 'Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn around'. '
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Barbie doll Joke
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Human Cannonball Barbie . . . complete with spring-loaded cannon that will shoot her 15-20 feet
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Lawyer Joke
A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. The physician said, 'Remember, on the sixth day God took a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve, making him the first surgeon. Therefore, medicine is the oldest profession. 'The engineer replied, 'But, before that, God created the heavens and earth from chaos and confusion, and thus he was the first engineer. Therefore, engineering is an older profession than medicine. 'Then, the lawyer spoke up. 'Yes, ' he said, 'But who do you think created all of the chaos and confusion?'
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Children Joke
As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, 'And what would you like for Christmas?'The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: 'Didn't you get my E-mail?'
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