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Ethnic Humor
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. 'Why of course, ' comes the reply. The first man then asks: 'Where are you from?' 'I'm from Ireland, ' replies the second man. The first man responds: 'You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland. ' 'Of course, ' replies the second man. Curious, the first man then asks: 'Where in Ireland are you from?' 'Dublin, ' comes the reply. 'I can't believe it, ' says the first man. 'I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin. ' 'Of course, ' replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: 'What school did you go to?' 'Saint Mary's, ' replies the second man, 'I graduated in '62. ' 'This is unbelievable!', the first man says. 'I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62
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Yo momma Joke
Your Momma's so black she got counted absent at night school.
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Great Joke
Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims 'Oh, boy! Horsy ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?'Daddy, relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees. Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping. Johnny cries out 'Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!'
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School Joke for Kids
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. 'Well, how was the honeymoon?' asked the mother. 'Oh mamma!' she exclaimed. 'The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic!'No sooner had she spoken the words than she burst out crying. 'But mamma . . . as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language. He's been saying things I've never heard before! All these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home. . . please mamma!''Now Sarah . . . ' her mother answered. 'Calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words has he been using?''Please don't make me tell you, mamma. ' wept the daughter. 'I'm so embarrassed! They're just too awful! You've got to come get me and take me home. . . please mamma!''Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset . . . Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!'Still sobbing, the bride replied, 'Oh, mamma . . . words like dust, wash, iron, and cook!'
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Totally Weird Joke
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
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Driver carries less than $20 IN AMMUNITION. .
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Food and Drink Joke
On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.
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College Humor
I once had a friend who was a renowned clinical psycologist. He used to tell me about all the patients he had seen. One of the most interesting cases he told me about involved a schizophrenic with multiple personality disorder. At times this person believed himself to be a temptress in a Bizet opera. At other times he was convinced that he was the head of the German Luftwaffe in WW II. The concensus of the practitioners was that the poor fellow didn't know if he was Carmen or Goerring. . .
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