Chess and Lap Dance Club Membership Details



Members must be eighteen years of age or older.


Details of this years Membership fees are available from the club secretary.


Monthly Membership: 20% of annual fee.

(Perfect if you are here on holiday or wish to try the club out before you become a full member)


Five year Membership: Save 40% on the Annual Fee.


Over 60s: Membership is free.


Visitors: We welcome visitors at all times. If you wish to visit for one night there is no charge. If you wish to visit a few times over a short period of time please take out our Monthly Membership.


Visiting Teams: We regularly have teams travel 100s of miles to play at the club. Please contact the secretary to arrange a suitable date. A Coltness team will be put together to match the grading of your team.


Club Hours: 

Monday - Friday 12:00 - 24:00

Saturday - open 24 hours

Sunday - 14:00 - 22:00


Restaurant Hours: 

18:00 - 23:00 each evening. It is advisable to book in advance.


Lap Dancers : Whether an experience stripper or a complete newcomer wishing to learn how to give a lap dance you are welcome to come to the club. We hold amateur evenings twice a week - if you have never performed a strip tease before one of our professional dancers will train you before you perform on stage.

For membership information or to visit the club contact our Membership Secretary: